The Results

I did not get done anywhere *near* enough. However, I...

* picked up some junk that was scattered around;

* took out the bathroom trash and the kitchen trash;

* emptied and re-loaded the dishwasher;

* wiped down the kitchen counters;

* ran cleanser through the disposal;

* stripped the sheets off of my bed and took them to the laundry room;

* and was totally distracted by the phone.

I've got to get back to work. Stupid internet. It is a time-sucking, vortex of wasteland.