Gross.

It's all fun and games until your kid plugs up the toilet.

Chances are, if it takes more than three wet wipes to wipe your butt, you probably need a shower.  After a crap load (heh) of wipes, an inch of water on the bathroom floor, using my hand to fish the excess wipes out of the toilet, lots of steam cleaning and a trip to Home Depot for a plunger - - I think we might have this under control. For the time being.

My concern, at this juncture, is that the excess water I scooped with the trash can into the bath tub won't drain.  The toilet will flush.  But the tub won't drain.  This can't be good and I fear it will involve a plumber.  So - - the kids bathroom is closed for now.  We are not calling a plumber in on a Saturday.  It's going to be bad enough on the Monday of a holiday week.

Good times.